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Madam, you are right; the fight was a great pity. Two soldiers against a third, an ally--perhaps No worse could befall, as you feel, in this tense city. Violence broke out so sharply: sudden fear Fell on the watchers, who recoiled and gasped, And did not recall the girl who had disappeared. Certainly the boy alone was very young. It was brutal to smash at him so with the torch. But, madam, Though what I mean, and would say, is not on my tongue, It was late; all three are gone now, home to their places Their hatreds dimmed. And those who today are damned Are not such furious boys with blood on their faces. Edward Weismiller

Hi friend,

        If you're here, it's likely because you've read something I've written and you like it or you think I'm a retarded asshole, want to see if what I've written is any indication of my real personality, and if I'm worth anything at all. I'll answer those two questions for you right now: yes, it is, and no, I'm not.

        My name is Erin, but there are other things by which you may call me instead, like "Retard" and "Idiot" and "Jerk" and "Menses" and "Haha, she's a girl and she's upset, she has a period guys, it's because she has a period! There is no reason why she could possibly be upset over our actions because we are more logical than she is! She's just an over-emotional girl haha menses menses menses PART THE RED SEA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M MOSES hilarity hahahahahahahahaha hilarious" and "What the hell are you here for, everyone hates you." I'm particularly fond of the last two. Please make PMS jokes and actually be serious about PMS when I'm upset regardless of the time of month, year, or phase of the moon. You will never lose if you use the menses argument against me because PMS is apparently my religion and way of life.

        At this point in time, I am at the worst in terms of personality than I have ever been. I have become aggressive, childish, endlessly bitter, and grudge like hell -- but contrary to popular belief, a sincere apology does make it better and I feel more people should be the same way. I tend not to post anything of substantial value, am not worth watching, and have nothing better to do with my time except work, sit on the Internet, go to the beach, and eat ice cream. I have absolutely no credentials when it comes to doing anything useful with life and/or college even though shortly I will be attending college. Occasionally, I like to pretend I have a sense of humour and the ability to write.

        Some older friends may be reading this and wondering where the hell I've gone. For that reason, I've written the next two paragraphs:

        I don't keep an updated list of where I write, what I roleplay, or what my AIM screen names are because I understand the nature of the people who dislike me, think I'm stalking them, and will probably employ stalking methods themselves to prove this theory even though I want nothing to do with them. For many of you who knew me well: if we talked frequently and I stopped talking to you three months ago or more, there's probably a reason for it, it probably is 50% your fault, and I don't want to put up with any more bullshit than I have to. 2007 was a rough year for me and the people I lived with. Those of you who contributed to making bad situations worse can apologize for the backstabbing and lying and misconstruing statements and relaying inaccurate information between all parties or go to hell.

        Conversely, I may have stopped talking to some of you because I don't feel like explaining myself to people who might be thinking "Boy, that Erin sure was insane. I don't know how she could do that to her friends. She used to be so nice!" because of the wild stories they've heard. Not all of you will be thinking that, so this is unfair and that is my fault. As much of an asshole as I do feel about this, subjecting myself to people who have a warped view of my personality is not something I want to do at this point and there's no way to tell which of you do and which of you don't.

        For the rest of you, I think the above paragraphs prove you should friend me for the purpose of defriending me after making a PMS joke.

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